In case you missed it, yesterday was a
national day of protest against Planned Parenthood. While I'm a
little more social media illiterate than I'd like to admit, I'm
pretty sure that it's not trending and that it's hardly even being
talked about. Live babies being murdered and sold for parts? Old
news. So as my tiny contribution to bringing attention back to this
disgraceful issue (#protestpp #defundplannedparenthood #shutitdown
#IwishIunderstoodthishashtagbusiness), a children appreciation post:
I have a cold right now, proof that a
couple days ago I had my first substitute teaching shift of the new
school year. It was middle schoolers (surprisingly, they seem to have
a higher contagious germ rate than little kids), and the last period
I taught was just a bundle of fun. There was a group of four boys
that I had to separate about five minutes in, and then the
disruptiveness just continued across the room, like they knew their
teacher had left me no information on school discipline protocol and
that my threats to send them to some other vague threatening place
were more or less empty. It honestly reminded me of my baby trying to
impress the teenage girl next to us at Mass a few Sundays ago by
hitting the wall and squealing, then looking at her to see if she
noticed. So when the period was nearly over (and I was counting the
minutes), one of the girls asked me if this was the worst class I had
ever subbed for. Oh heavens no! I assured her it was not.
Because how could I forget the five
student special-attention middle school math class that nearly made
me burst into tears (yes, I was eight months pregnant, but there was
also a kid who straight up told me I was the worst teacher he'd ever
seen), or my first ever day subbing when I completely lost control of
a kindergarten class and ended the day amidst total five-year-old
anarchy (read: screaming, crying, ringing the teacher's bell, raiding
the stash of prize tickets)? Or the middle school class that made the
much more experienced teaching aid tell me, “After this, I am going
to go home and have a large glass of red wine,” or the 7th
grade boy who yelled out as he left, “Mrs. Thorne has a thorn up
her ass!”
But then there's the student who says
to the next period's student as they cross paths, “Yeah it's a sub.
She's really cool though.” Or the first graders who spontaneously
hug me as they leave. Or conversations like these with 2nd
graders:
Kid #1: “How old are you, Mrs.
Thorne?”
Me: “Do your work.”
Kid #1: “You don't look very old.”
Kid #2: “I think she looks like about
maybe 20.”
Kid #3: “Yeah she doesn't look very
old.”
Kid #1: “Maybe like 25.”
Me: “Good guess.”
Kid #1: “Did you hear that? She's
25.”
Kid #3: “Oh I thought she was like
maybe 40.”
For all their inconvenient poor
behavior, all the tantrums, the poopy diapers, the ridiculous
attempts to impress older women, children are amazing and beautiful
and irreplaceable. That's why Dominic and I went to stand with nearly
200 other people yesterday in front of the Planned Parenthood in
Escondido, to save the babies, or as he says, “Beeeee-beeees.”
Because no amount of convenience or supposed freedom or imagined
self-autonomy can replace the inherent good that every child is.
I hope and pray that one day, Dominic
will be telling his grandkids how he helped shut down this ridiculous
institution, straight out of a horror story, that pretended children
could be replaced by convenience.